décembre 2011
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9091: ...why is my Led Zeppelin boxed set sticky?
Mr. 9091: About that...
9091: WHY IS MY LED ZEPPELIN BOXED SET STICKY?
Mr. 9091: All right, calm down, listen... I spilled a soda over there earlier.
9091: (dangerously calm) You spilled a soda. Next to my Led Zeppelin boxed set.
Mr. 9091: ...
9091: Which sits next to my Beatles Anthology, and the Beatles stereo boxed set.
Mr. 9091: W --
9091: AND ALL SIX SEASONS OF SUPERNATURAL?
Mr. 9091: God, you looked like I kicked your puppy...
9091: YOU DID KICK MY PUPPY. YOU KICKED ALL MY PUPPIES.
Mr. 9091: I didn't know it was --
9091: Oh, do not finish that sentence with "a big deal", or so help me... what song did I put first on the mixtape when we drove cross-country to move me out here?
Mr. 9091: (mumbling) Going to California.
9091: GOING TO CALIFORNIA. To what music did we consummate our marriage?
Moose: (walks into room, walks promptly back out)
Mr. 9091: RUN MOOSE
9091: WHAT MUSIC DID --
Mr. 9091: (mumbling) Led Zeppelin II!
9091: (picks up season 1 accusingly) This is sticky, too.
Mr. 9091: I don't think Supernatural being sticky is my fault.
9091: ...
Mr. 9091: Perhaps this wasn't the best time to joke about that sort of thing.
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Me: Watch The Boondocks Saints.
My brother: Ok maybe.
Me: No, not okay maybe, watch it, trust me god dammit.
My brother: Yeah ok... later.
[a week later]
My brother: OH MY GOD THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING THANK YOU I CAN'T EVEN
Me: See, trust your little sister once in a while.
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butthurtbandboys:
ryan its obama, get a job
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youhadmeatblackkeys:
my friends are getting drunk
and me…hanging out with my family
Waiting to be invited to some new year’s eve party just to say no.
It feels good to reject them though.
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
I was simply dancing on Drumming Song and now I want to cry.
Well thanks.
Oh wow 15 missed calls from mom and dad and 5 messages.
Wait what.
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… I just lost 3 followers?
… oh okay.
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